Working Class Tory: Against All Odds

Monday, 16 November 2009

Against All Odds

I've never had cause to "fisk" a video before, but Labour's possible Party Political Broadcast, "Against All Odds" deserves it.

I've written down all the words to it, in order to properly go through it all. The music is dreary and depressing, as is the voice of the narrator, who I note is Northern, hardly giving the impression that they have policies for everyone, more playing to the only heartlands they might keep next year.

Anyway, here is the text, with notes in red:

It's the fighters and believers who change our world
They said that working people were not fit to govern
So we formed the Labour party
Which was bankrolled by the metropolitan middle class elitist Fabian Society
When they told us women didn't deserve the vote
We fought
And won
The Tories gave women the vote
They said the son of a miner could never become a minister
But no-one told Nye Bevan
When did they say that? They didn't, because it obviously wasn't true. Miners had been ministers in several Labour governments before Attlee's. For example, the Labour Secretary for Scotland, William Adamson, was an ACTUAL MINER, not just the son of one. So Nye Bevan is completely irrelevant in this.
At one time it seemed impossible to stop the tide of fascism, until Cable Street and a few good men and women got in the way
Who were unrelated to Labour
The bright shining vision of the National Health Service
was for many an impossible dream, until we created it
They said we were wasting our time making a stand against Apartheid
and that things could never change, but they did
Yes, they did, but Labour had nothing to do with that.
And in Northern Ireland too
Badly
Rights for workers
SureStart
The minimum wage
Cancelling debt for developing countries
All had to be won
How do you "win" a minimum wage? "Oooh! I won SureStart!"
The history of Britain is the story of fighting for the right thing against the odds
Care to show Churchill at this point? No.
Sir Alex lifting the Cup
Manchester United winning the Cup was the "right thing"? What? Why?
Dame Tammie reaching for the line
JK Rowling opening rejection letters from her bedsit in Edinburgh
Again, how is this "the right thing"?
The dream to bring the pleasure of reading to our children
Shame the government she donates millions of pounds to has increased illiteracy.
So here's to the fighters
At this point, they show Kinnock. Who lost. Twice.
The true Brits
The ones who never gave up
Who came from behind to win the day
Sharing the same commitment
We can succeed
Because we must
Said in a very menacing voice.

As I said at the beginning, the whole backing track is very depressing. Nobody votes for depression. Silly.

6 comments:

Dungeekin said...: It's a PPB? How disappointing.

I thought it was the pilot for a new sitcom.

It's about as realistic - and the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

D; 16 November 2009 13:54
Dippyness. said...: @BevaniteEllie thinks they will....She would, hobby socialists always do.; 16 November 2009 13:56
Billy Blofeld said...: Very good!

You inspired me to write my own more suitable transcript; 16 November 2009 15:42
Working Class Tory said...: Very good, Billy, well done!; 16 November 2009 16:16
Gareth said...: "At this point, they show Kinnock. Who lost. Twice."

Did he? Seems to have done alright (well alright!) for himself. And his wife. And his son. Not done alright (well alright!) for anyone else mind...; 16 November 2009 21:47
Henry Crun said...: "Manchester United winning the Cup was the "right thing"? What? Why?
"

Because slur alex is a chippy glaswegian labour party donor, that's why; 17 November 2009 10:46

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Monday, 16 November 2009

Against All Odds

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